Ha ha! You thought the interweb was rid of rude, offensive (and mildy creepy) comic strips? HA HA! Think again! Cock and Bull WILL return in a couple of weeks to regain the Throne of Inane Banter. Bevare!

And not only that, in addition a whole new character will be introduced, FREE of charge! So what'll it be? A dog? A rhinocerwurst? An egg with AIDS and a severe crack addiction? You will never know! (Except you will, in a couple of weeks, unless your place of work has blocked the site, which has had a tendency to happen).

SO... The master has returned!

(And so have I).

(Soon).

(Oops, I used up all my parentheses! Dang!