"Cock and Bull" is a new comic strip about, well... a cock and a bull and their take on such issues ranging from race, via abortion and international politics, to the quality of chicken feed and the abolition of combine harvesters.

It's in many ways a reality show. Every day, a rooster and a bull sit around talking at pretty much the same spot. All we do, is point the "camera" at them and listen to all the shite they have to say. We never see any of the other animals, but we definitely get to hear about them - at length.

One major past time is the harassment of the local pig population. Cock and Bull care very little for these filthy animals and find their habit of rolling around in their own feces fairly disturbing.

Bull is slightly more calm in most situation than Cock. This, however, goes out the window every time a mysterious man comes around waving a red cloth at him. For some reason this really pisses Bull off!

Cock has issues. Alcohol is one thing, but he also pops Lorazepam like they were cherry-falvored Tic-Tacs and is no stranger to multiple other mood altering drugs. He is the proud father of several hundred eggs with multiple partners and has a personal vendetta against people who eat omelets for breakfast.

About the author

Arnie Dunnel was born in 1879 to a yak farmer and his midget wife. He started his education at the local fish market where he would draw crude comics on halibut using sheep's blood.

His work has appeared in maritime museums across the globe. This is his first comic strip. He does not sell original art on account of the smell.

Mr. Dunnel currently lives in exile in French Guiana with his 97 cats and four wives. He enjoys knitting and flogging the natives.