Drawn on iPod a mere hours before taking off from SFO after 2 weeks in Cali and back to the old VA. Hence the weirdness. Also, you might have noticed that there is no strip for today. I though I had drawn up enough, but ran just short. I’ll certainly try to keep things going as best I can, but seeing as I’m having surgery on Monday, you might need to be a tad patient here. The guys aren’t gone, though! Hang in there, gang!
Good luck on Monday. I have informed reality that anything less than 100% success will mean it has me to answer to. Reality will, naturally, recognize this as a ridiculous bluff, but while it is seeking revenge on me, it will have no time to mess around with you. I’ll be safe since I live entirely outside of reality. (Ask anyone who knows me!) And if we get a guest strip from -patty leidy-, that will be pure gravy, even if you (patty leidy) don’t include gravy in the strip in any way. I guess if you do, that would be a double serving of gravy, so I think I would read it rather than eat it (to keep my cholesterol in check, if not in checkmate =).
Upon contemplation of my previous comment, Cockzilla is only every pornstar house wifes dream, every housewives dream is to have a husband who actually remembers to take out the trash.
Good morning from the sunny and very warm island of Trinidad and Tobago, where we are currently preparing for the two day festival of CARNIVAL baby!. Heard you all are freezing your lily white a$$e$ off even in Florida, this is my invitation to ALL of you to come PARTY with me in February, five days of rum, women and POUNDING music, by the way, what’s the status of our friend Arnie? M.I.A?
I emailed him but so far no reply. I can only hope the penis reduction went well. Being registered as a deadly weapon has to be a hassle, not to mention the cost of quadruple reinforced jeans and special order condoms.
If I hear back from him I’ll post it here. If you don’t see any new posts, you’ll know that’s me too.
Hello! It is I, Arnie, alive and uh… A little bit well. You would think me a bloody fool, but the surgery was my idea… It was thankfully a success. You may now call me Loretta. Back with more news later.
I accept full responsibility for his change…I made him watch too many “Lifetime Channel” movies…
sigh… but Loretta is so fricking sweet !!! She looks swell in her new pumps…
Congratulations Loretta! But does that mean “Cock and Bull” will be transmogrified into “Cunt and Bull”? I don’t know if that would be better or worse. OK, probably both.
I think you’re right. But I could be wrong…. or worse.
As in: Wolfgang Pauli (of the pauli exclusion principle) once, after reading a proposed scientific paper, remarked “This isn’t right. This isn’t even wrong!”
I helped “HER’ pick out her new clothes and we did a full makeover…
but Loretta promised me that soon she will be up to the barnyard merriment you all love so dearly…
tee hee
maybe shes on the rag………
So, it may be my fault that Loretta isn’t back yet, I emailed a guest strip done in my own horrid art and humor style, which tends to cause cramps, bloating and nausea, and those are the good ones! And that, well it was a bad one, and you don’t even wanna hear what the side effects of my bad art are.
Mornin’ people, Orcs, Elves, Fairies,various other creatures & whatever the hell Sco3tt is. I need to complain, why is it that Rafael’s comment on the 23rd is posted before mine on the 20th? Also, you need to update your avatar Arn, uh, Loretta (gags), you look like a female Homer Simpson.
@ Rafeal. There’s always “AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER”!. Don’t know you from Adam but that little guy always made me laugh. Just get something that looks normal…………… or abnormal or whatever
Magnifique!, Very Majestic Monsieur Rafeal, or should i call you Don Rafeal?. As for the whereabouts of our newly transgendered host………… In the words of Sergeant Schultz ” Herr Commandant, I Know nothing!!!”
Hey, I’m at a keyboard, sweet! I tried to comment from my phone but waiting for the dial to go all the way around each time makes it hard to text and the cord got all wrapped around my feet.
where’s the bull? i only see the cock!
Arnie, you ok man? The Comic looks kinda WEIRD! The big Cock is a good laugh though!
What in the world?
Bull has been cocked out! Oh noes!
Big changes indeed. No comic number.
I think someone else in the family may be showing their art chops.
’s still damn funny, though. Proto-cockism.
… ?
It looks like made in MS Paint o.0
Drawn on iPod a mere hours before taking off from SFO after 2 weeks in Cali and back to the old VA. Hence the weirdness. Also, you might have noticed that there is no strip for today. I though I had drawn up enough, but ran just short. I’ll certainly try to keep things going as best I can, but seeing as I’m having surgery on Monday, you might need to be a tad patient here. The guys aren’t gone, though! Hang in there, gang!
hey if i get time I’ll do a guest strip…!
*breath held* .but ya never know!
Good Luck Arnie, hope you make it, really, I’m not just saying that. Didn’t know you COULD draw on an I – pod.
Hope all goes well! So bull got cock-blocked, eh?
Best wishes for Monday, Arnie. We’ll be here waiting for ya on your return!
Good luck on Monday. I have informed reality that anything less than 100% success will mean it has me to answer to. Reality will, naturally, recognize this as a ridiculous bluff, but while it is seeking revenge on me, it will have no time to mess around with you. I’ll be safe since I live entirely outside of reality. (Ask anyone who knows me!) And if we get a guest strip from -patty leidy-, that will be pure gravy, even if you (patty leidy) don’t include gravy in the strip in any way. I guess if you do, that would be a double serving of gravy, so I think I would read it rather than eat it (to keep my cholesterol in check, if not in checkmate
=).
My “variant smiley” left an extra “=” out there! Reality does keep messing things up. That’s why I avoid it as much as possible.
LOL, Cock blocked
More like Cock crushed!, look at the size of him, he’s every porn stars and house wives dream – COCKZILLA 
Upon contemplation of my previous comment, Cockzilla is only every pornstar house wifes dream, every housewives dream is to have a husband who actually remembers to take out the trash.
Our prayers go with you Arnie, be safe and Godspeed.
Hope you’re doing well Arnie!
Seems that while I was having surgery I missed the announcement that Arnie is having surgery!
STOP COPYING ME, YO-TARTED RE-GURT!
Good morning from the sunny and very warm island of Trinidad and Tobago, where we are currently preparing for the two day festival of CARNIVAL baby!. Heard you all are freezing your lily white a$$e$ off even in Florida, this is my invitation to ALL of you to come PARTY with me in February, five days of rum, women and POUNDING music, by the way, what’s the status of our friend Arnie? M.I.A?
I emailed him but so far no reply. I can only hope the penis reduction went well. Being registered as a deadly weapon has to be a hassle, not to mention the cost of quadruple reinforced jeans and special order condoms.
If I hear back from him I’ll post it here. If you don’t see any new posts, you’ll know that’s me too.
I heard the sex change operation went well…………..
Oh man, you need some new friends Arnie, cause these guys are spreading your BUSINESS all OVER THE PLACE! XD
Hello! It is I, Arnie, alive and uh… A little bit well. You would think me a bloody fool, but the surgery was my idea… It was thankfully a success. You may now call me Loretta. Back with more news later.
Welcome back Loretta, glad to hear you’re ok. And of course we’ll need a full set of pictures, soon as the bruising and swelling go away.
Good to hear you survived…
Get better soon!
Nice to see you survived your download into a new body Arnie,uh “Loretta”, Sheesh. Never gonna get used to that
I accept full responsibility for his change…I made him watch too many “Lifetime Channel” movies…
sigh… but Loretta is so fricking sweet !!! She looks swell in her new pumps…
Congratulations Loretta! But does that mean “Cock and Bull” will be transmogrified into “Cunt and Bull”? I don’t know if that would be better or worse. OK, probably both.
Cunt and Cow… wouldn’t that make more sense? *bewildered*
I think you’re right. But I could be wrong…. or worse.
As in: Wolfgang Pauli (of the pauli exclusion principle) once, after reading a proposed scientific paper, remarked “This isn’t right. This isn’t even wrong!”
@ Sco3tt. You want PICTURES???.
Purely in the interest of Science!
Arnie, your friends scare me man!.
I helped “HER’ pick out her new clothes and we did a full makeover…
but Loretta promised me that soon she will be up to the barnyard merriment you all love so dearly…
tee hee
maybe shes on the rag………
ALREADY????
Wow, that was fast…
Yawn, stretch, OW! Dammit!, need to exercise more, that hurt. What’s shakin’ y’all?
All four cheeks and a couple’a chins!
So, it may be my fault that Loretta isn’t back yet, I emailed a guest strip done in my own horrid art and humor style, which tends to cause cramps, bloating and nausea, and those are the good ones! And that, well it was a bad one, and you don’t even wanna hear what the side effects of my bad art are.
Really? I don’t think I ever got that. Resend, my strange friend.
lol, Loretta. Have I told you lately how friggin cool you are?
Mornin’ people, Orcs, Elves, Fairies,various other creatures & whatever the hell Sco3tt is. I need to complain, why is it that Rafael’s comment on the 23rd is posted before mine on the 20th? Also, you need to update your avatar Arn, uh, Loretta (gags), you look like a female Homer Simpson.
Because mine was a reply… not a post
And I cannot find an avatar that suits me… (not one of those blue-ish things either…)
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shit..I didn’t get around to a strip…argggggggg damn commissions!!!
oh Loretta…we hardly know ya…
umm do u want to borrow a lipstick?
xoxox
@ Rafeal. There’s always “AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER”!. Don’t know you from Adam but that little guy always made me laugh. Just get something that looks normal…………… or abnormal or whatever
There… done and done!
BTW, where is Loretta/Arnie
Magnifique!, Very Majestic Monsieur Rafeal, or should i call you Don Rafeal?. As for the whereabouts of our newly transgendered host………… In the words of Sergeant Schultz ” Herr Commandant, I Know nothing!!!”
Nah… I like lions and winged lions are really awesome… this one comes from a religious interpretation of one of the apostles… and I am ‘merican
And how dam cool would that have been if the apostles had had wings! The mind boggles!
Boggle me this…
Where is Arnie/Loretta?
We need to file a missing person’s report!
Quick! Tell me what s/he was wearing last???
I’m not wearing nothing, dude…
And there will be an announcement soon.
And Scott, I haven’t forgotten about you. I’m just a flake. BRB.
xxoo
L.
Where oh where did the Author go…
Oh where oh where can he be?
Hey, hope you are doing OK. Best wishes from me and Loston. Here I thought you were just being a lazy bastard.
11 comments since last news from Loretta… I hope he/she is doing fine. BTW where’s that guest strip sco3tt made?
Loretta and I went shoe shopping again…she got some LOVELY little red pumps.
Patty, we know you love your new girl… but at least let her draw the comic…
Oh, and the nifty hand-bag with the hat/scarf combo is recommended… they should look good on her, too!
Hey, I’m at a keyboard, sweet! I tried to comment from my phone but waiting for the dial to go all the way around each time makes it hard to text and the cord got all wrapped around my feet.
Hope you’re doing ok Loretta!