All right, all right... I may as well give up. How could I ever top this? Behold the brilliance of Patty Leidy! Not only does she draw like frikkin Da Vinci, but she nails my characters! (No! Not that kind of nailing... What's with you people? You know what I mean!) Go look at her blog at http://www.pattyleidy.blogspot.com for more of her strips. If she's not syndicated before the weekend, it's a travesty!