For the record, the worst swear word (or phrase) I ever heard came from a very shy, 16 year old girl who called a bully who was picking on her a “horse’s maggoty twat”. I don’t think I’ll ever forget that one.
Just heard one on family guy the other night I really liked: “You tall glass of poop juice” Very graphic, very nice, indeed, very juicy!
Also, the balkan-region has some serious stuff going on: “Eat my asshole hair” or “I’ll fuck the first row at your funeral”, sometimes even “I’ll fuck the cranberry muffins they server at your wake!”
I think the best one so far, (which I have used on occasion) is Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck.
Very handy when you stub your toe in the night on a trip to the loo.
I’ve been wracking my brains for my favourite curse word, but since it took me nearly 28 years to start swearing, my favourite swear word is “Jiminy Crickett” – However, since then, motheralex’s “fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck” has come up over a stubbed toe or two…
Congratulations on getting to 100! Here’s to a million more!
I think my favorite curse word is fuck – just because of its versatility. In one sentence you can say “This fucking Dumbfuck is so stupid, it’s unbe-fucking-lievable.” That’s a good swear word.
Congrats on 100! The iconic power of ‘fuck’ is that it’s an all encompassing word- it can express the greatest pleasure and the worst things, it’s a noun, a verb, and an adjective. It’s multi-purpose! It can even make an entire complete sentence: “Fuck, fucking fuckers fucked.”
Barb, that is the nicest avatar I’ve ever seen! I can’t wait to get this awful deadline of mine out of the way so that I can go back to your site and read everything from the start. YOU are very talented!
AND you make a very strong case for “fuck” as the most versatile expletive!
Versatile, maybe… But “fuck” seems so ordinary, mondane, almost boring.
I vote for more diversity and imagination! Fuck is for people who don’t know better, who don’t have a dream! I have a dream, that every person on every street can come up with a vivid and powerful expletive! No more wishy-washy, same-old same-old!
Why don’t we dispense with the monotony and create inimitable insults of the highest order?! There is so much out there, religion, feces, sexuality, that can be translated into insults!
YES WE CAN!
Congrats on your 100th strip!
One of my favorite swears is “butt-ass,” used as an adjective. “It’s butt-ass cold outside!” Makes no sense and is therefore great.
I’m with fuck fuck fuckity-fuck fuck.. clear, straightforward and to the point. Altho I’m kinda fond of my husbands explosions of ‘ARSE-biscuits!’ nonsensical but strangely satisfying all the same! He also,rather weirdly, likes to create german-sounding expletives, just cos he thinks german sounds like a good cussing language.. he came out with ‘TITSund!’ the other day.. try it for yourself, it works, take any nonsense word and make it sound german,then spit it out.. how about ‘Shissenburgers!’..dunno but it works for me! ;p
German Is great for cursing as it is a very assertive sounding language. I had some one ask me where the restroom was and nearly handed him my wallet out of fear.
LOL, love it! My favourite swear word is an adjective I made up (although I’m sure others have figured it out too) : FUCKY!
Congratulations on #100! It truly is a milestone.
For the record, the worst swear word (or phrase) I ever heard came from a very shy, 16 year old girl who called a bully who was picking on her a “horse’s maggoty twat”. I don’t think I’ll ever forget that one.
A couple of great ones so far!
Anyone else??
One of my favorites, from the movie “Waiting for Guffman”, Corky’s outburst:
“Stupid ass-faces!”
Just heard one on family guy the other night I really liked: “You tall glass of poop juice” Very graphic, very nice, indeed, very juicy!
Also, the balkan-region has some serious stuff going on: “Eat my asshole hair” or “I’ll fuck the first row at your funeral”, sometimes even “I’ll fuck the cranberry muffins they server at your wake!”
Crazy.
Happy One Hundred!
My favorite expletive is “shitballs!”
Love the strip, keep up the good work.
There are so many great swear words, but a recent favorite I picked up on Craigslist….”asshat”.
I think the best one so far, (which I have used on occasion) is Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck.
Very handy when you stub your toe in the night on a trip to the loo.
I’ve been wracking my brains for my favourite curse word, but since it took me nearly 28 years to start swearing, my favourite swear word is “Jiminy Crickett” – However, since then, motheralex’s “fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck” has come up over a stubbed toe or two…
Congratulations on getting to 100! Here’s to a million more!
So many choices of words….hmmm. I’m with bull though. That word is just plain wrong.
I think my favorite curse word is fuck – just because of its versatility. In one sentence you can say “This fucking Dumbfuck is so stupid, it’s unbe-fucking-lievable.” That’s a good swear word.
Congratulations on #100! This strip rocks.
And I love Cock. Uh….you know what I mean.
I think ‘Pig Tofu’would be even worse for cock!
Oops. Said ‘nice’ twice
well, it DOES kinda sound like a curse word, yeah LOL
Congrats on 100! The iconic power of ‘fuck’ is that it’s an all encompassing word- it can express the greatest pleasure and the worst things, it’s a noun, a verb, and an adjective. It’s multi-purpose! It can even make an entire complete sentence: “Fuck, fucking fuckers fucked.”
Fuck for the win.
oh yeah, congrats on #100, you ass clown!
Ahh… This is a delightful thread! I love it. I’m taking notes!
Barb, that is the nicest avatar I’ve ever seen! I can’t wait to get this awful deadline of mine out of the way so that I can go back to your site and read everything from the start. YOU are very talented!
AND you make a very strong case for “fuck” as the most versatile expletive!
Versatile, maybe… But “fuck” seems so ordinary, mondane, almost boring.
I vote for more diversity and imagination! Fuck is for people who don’t know better, who don’t have a dream! I have a dream, that every person on every street can come up with a vivid and powerful expletive! No more wishy-washy, same-old same-old!
Why don’t we dispense with the monotony and create inimitable insults of the highest order?! There is so much out there, religion, feces, sexuality, that can be translated into insults!
YES WE CAN!
-F.
Congrats on the 100th. Yep, I do believe you got every decent swear word included. That’s quite an accomplishment in my book.
Congrats on your 100th strip!
One of my favorite swears is “butt-ass,” used as an adjective. “It’s butt-ass cold outside!” Makes no sense and is therefore great.
I’m with fuck fuck fuckity-fuck fuck.. clear, straightforward and to the point. Altho I’m kinda fond of my husbands explosions of ‘ARSE-biscuits!’ nonsensical but strangely satisfying all the same! He also,rather weirdly, likes to create german-sounding expletives, just cos he thinks german sounds like a good cussing language.. he came out with ‘TITSund!’ the other day.. try it for yourself, it works, take any nonsense word and make it sound german,then spit it out.. how about ‘Shissenburgers!’..dunno but it works for me! ;p
German Is great for cursing as it is a very assertive sounding language. I had some one ask me where the restroom was and nearly handed him my wallet out of fear.
Eyeball of a penis worm was always my favorite one.